If they made elephants smaller, you'd have a better chance of your parents buying you one for a pet! ~Han Clever Camp

* This isn't a camp! Where are the tents? Where are the kids? Where are the cow paths? What? Well you can't have a camp without cow paths. That's like have a cheese and pickle sandwich without the pickles! ~Han Clever camp

* Wow! you took the words right out of my mouth. That was either totally brilliant, or the worst thing i've ever heard in my life. Even worse then Silence of the Lambs, the musical? possibly. ~Girl and Boy Clever Camp

* Jo can fix it! Bradley, it's run of petrol! How am I supposed to fix that? I don't know, fix it the engine up so it will run on some leaves or (slaps face) mushed mosquitoe. Bradley, why don't you ever talk any sense? Cuz it's too easy! Next he'll suggest we dig for oil and put that in the car! That's ridiculous! Exactly! How are we supposed to dig without a shovel? ~ Into the Unknown

*Sounds spooky. Sounds confusing. Sounds.. like it's been done before. ~Into the Unknown

* Now, what are our choices? Ah yes our choices. Well we could sit in the spooky woods for hours and die or we could take a walk in the spooky woods for hours and... die. That's not much of a choice there. That's like saying, should we sit and wait for the monster to come bite our arm off or should we make it walk... and THEN let it bite our arm off? Make it walk definitely. Yeah but then it could work up even more of an appetite and end up biting off your other arm as well. Good point. stay here. Definitly. ~Into the Unknown

* Guys look all we do is have a few of us go look for petrol while the others stay here. Well go on then. I think Paul should go. Why me? Because you forgot to look at the petrol gage. Well Jo forgot to look at the petrol gage as well so why doesn't she go? Cuz I weren't driving ya hoof what about Rachel? Why me? Because your scared of the dark and this might help you get over it! Ah thanks Jo! What about Brad? Or Hannah? What are ya saying me for? Cuz no one said you yet! ~ Into the Unknown

*Hannah: Um first I'd like to thank my gorgeous co-stars Leonardo DiCaprio (hi babe!) and Brad Pitt who are absolutly wonderful!
Bradley: I'd like to thank the director for casting me as the new James Bond. And I can't wait for the sequel where I get a chance to snog Britney Spears!
Jo: Ah yeah I'd have to say it's brilliant to recieve this award for best Blonde with a British Spanner in an action movie and, yeah, I'm chuffed to bits!
Jon: I'd like to thank the American director for casting me as the young John F. Kennedy. I thank you all, and the academy.
Rachel: To be honest, I was a bit worried about the shower scenes. But Mr. Speilburg shot them in the best possible way! Thanks Stevie, this one's for you!
Tina: My regards go out to the other nominees: Gwenyth Paltrow, Julia Roberts. Who just weren't quite good enough! (she walks away without award)
Paul: I'd like to thank everyone who nominated me for THIS award for Best Actor Ever.... In Anything. (clears throat) And I'd also like to say that I'm going to share this with the rest of S Club 7, but I'm not going to! Na-na! ~ Into the Unknown

* Why does America have to be so BIG! Because it's got 260 million people living in it! If it has that many people, you'd think it have a few more loos! ~Into the Unknown

* Maybe it's been stolen! Who would steal Hollywood Han? Aliens! They come down at night and steal entire towns and take them back up to their planets to sell them for lots of money! ~ Hello Hollywood

* Well you know what the song says. If you can make it there, you'll make it anywhere. It's up to you! That's New York Rach! Oh. Well, do you think we came to the right town? ~ Hello Hollywood

* 10 7's are 70! Bradley, what does that have to do with anything? I-i don't know I just thought it'd be helpful.~ Hello Hollywood (random quote by Bradley!)

* Ha-ha you're called Marzipan! That's a stupid name!

* Eddie Murphey lives in that house! Or possibly that one. Or that one. ~ Misguided

* Why don't you go away! Far away! I hear Jupiter's really nice this time of year! ~ Misguided

* Tommy, what was it like jumping from that helicopter to that burning building in Random Violence? That was my stunt double! Oh. What about the fabulous fencing scene in Slash Blade Peninsula? That was my fencing double. Oh. What about shooting those love scences with Neve Campball? That was my body double. Oh. Ummm Tommy? (all sit up) Do you appear in any of your movies? ~Misguided

* Do you know what the Freedom Ridus is about? Yeah, me going on around on a big smelly horse shootin people! No! It's about the war! The war of Independence! And do you know who we fought in the war? The Iraqes? No the Iranes!  (hannah whispering) The British! OOO the British!And do you think that would be smart? Ya know, from a marketing point of view? Marketing? You showing up with a BRIT might not go down to well! (laughs from han) That's ridiculous isn't it Tommy? Yeah, ridicalous! How would you like to go bowling instead? ~ Misguided

* Hannah, Rick changed his mind. You can come to the premire. Just as long as you wear stilts and you don't speak. Ok first of all, I'm five feet...nearly.

* Your self-absorbed, self-OBSESSED and self-important. You say that like it's a bad thing! Bye Tommy. Wait Hannah, don't go! Not until I have the chance to tell the press that I dumped you! Goodbye Tommy. I really hope someday you'll find someone who loves you just as much as you do. ~ Misguided

Are you surfers? No! Yes! yes we are... dudes! You don't look like surfers! Oh we are! These clothes... they're not our's. Yeah there was the massive wave and it just sucked all our clothes off! Yeah, um, so we borrowed these! That must have been some wave! Yeah! It was huge! Cool! I'm Miggy and that's Ziggy. I'm Higgy and that's.... Tiggy! ~The News

* Look what the cat dragged in! It must have been some nerdy cat! ~ The News

* Maybe she's an alien! Or a robot! Or maybe a alien robot! or maybe she's a robot alien! Oh no cuz that would be the same thing! wouldn't it? ~ The News

* No I can't sleep here! I need to see carpet! Do we have carpet? I dunno! ~ The News

*Farm the lanzer, bonzi, hang ten, 50-50, phone a friend! ~ The News

* pick a card! Not that one! Not that one either! Well which one then? That one! Now what is it? Its a five of diamonds. Ok put it back in. Is...... this your card? (showing the 5 of diamonds) Of course it is Bradley! See! Bradley, that's not magic! I know, it's a trick.  Bradley, that's not even a trick! ~ The News

* Guys, I really don't want us to be the kind of band who only play at kid's birthday parties, old people's retirement homes, and bat-mitvahs! We're not going to do that! No way. (hannah runs in) Hey guys guess what? Our agent's got us a job at a bat-mitvah! ~ The News

* I was the forth angel! There was only 3 angels on Charlie's Angels! Well there were four originally but um... on the first day of filming, Charlie made a pass at me and umm... I kinda hit him and he ended up in the hospital so um... that's why you never see his face! ~ The News

* We were wondering if Mr. Walter's would like to be our agent? His books are full. We're really good. His books are full. And we work really hard. His books are full! Okay, without saying the words his books are full, can you possibly tell us when the next available appointment with Mr. Walters would be? His books-uh.uh uh! May. Next year! You're joking! His books ARE full! Alright, alright! we get the message! (they walk out) God even my dog's got a bigger vocabulary then that! ~ The News

* (The S Club were hiding from Joni behind the counter at the cafe) See I told you guys, the towels are the same on this side of the counter! ~ The News

* Hannah Spearritt. What she lacks in inches, she makes up for in talent. ~ Mr. Muscle

* We don't fancy muscly men do we Jo? No! (muscular man walks by) Ai, ai sexy! Strike a pose daddy! (they laugh) and now we hear the mating cry of the young female! ~ Mr. Muscle

* And he kissed me! oooooo! And he wants to see me again tonight! oooooooo!!!!!! Jo, can I have a sip of your drink? oo-! Oh sorry wasn't concentrating! ~ Mr. Muscle

* We just need to train your arm. Ya know put it on some weights! Does the rest of me have to be present because that sounds really boring! ~ Mr. Muscle

* Uh-oh! I've made a huge mistake! Ya I'd say you have! I should have got the coconut! ~ Mr. Muscle

* Rach, have you seen the size of him? I couldn't even reach his butt!! ~ Mr. Muscle

* Don't you see it guys? This is it! This is the topic of my documentary! OOO I fell an Emmy coming! ~ Mr. Muscle

* Will you be using a normal arm or that? ~ Mr. Muscle

* Don't worry Jon! You've been trained by the best! That's funny! I thought you trained him! Shut up! ~ Mr. Muscle

* Jon this is gonna hurt me more than it'll hurt you! I seriously doubt that! ~ Mr. Muscle

* I'm trying to look as if I haven't tried! You might have to try a bit harder! ~ Fall-out

* As the plates get higher, the stakes get higher! ~ Fall-out

* Everyone knows I'm meant to be the cutest! Oi! I heard that! Ok apart from Paul I'm meant to be the cutest! ~ Game Boy

* Jokes? us? We wouldn't make jokes! noo!!! Anyways guys we thought you looked really polished! We're off to bed! What about supper? We don't want any! Too filling! No but serioulsy guys we always have supper together! Yes, you know the drill! Alright! Anyone else? Come on Jo! Um girls? Don't forget to... brush yourselves!! ~ Game Boy

* Oh like when we're rehearsing and we come to your solo and Bradley yells, He- Shut up! Yeah well kinda! ~ Game Boy

*We've been listening to Beetoven's 1812 symphony in our cribs! Tycoski's. No.no! It's absolutly true! Jon.. Jo shut up I do know a bit about classical music. It was Tycoski's 1812 symphony! Th-that's what I meant! ~ Working

*Oh You're so right you're almost wrong! ~ Goodbye Hollywood

* Why should we pay ten bucks to listen to you talk a load of rubbish, when we can listen to Hannah for nothing? ~ The Last Chance